One Of The World’s Rarest And Most Endangered Mammals Is *Checks Notes* A Unicorn
An Asian unicorn, that is, and it hasn’t been seen in over a decade.
What The Fuck Is Happening?!
An Asian unicorn, that is, and it hasn’t been seen in over a decade.
Goodbye Ozempic face; hello resting Mitch face.
The ancient, indecipherable text appears to follow a law followed by nearly all known real languages.
We knew global warming meant there was less ice to go around, but we hadn’t realized things were this desperate.
It’s both sooner and later than you might expect.
Anadromous fish chose a rich life, not an easy life.
Closed in 1901, it will not be reopened until the Second Coming.
The results are the strongest evidence to date for a natural zoonotic overspill.
Does it help you live longer? Or does it just feel that way?
Some people might use them interchangeably, but they’re actually two very different things.