WHOT
What The Fuck Is Happening?!
Today is National Eggnog Day!
Today is Christmas Eve!
Today is Feast of the Seven Fishes!
Today is Last-Minute Shopper’s Day!
Today is HumanLight!
Today is National Bake Day!
Today is National Pfeffernüsse Day!
Today is Festivus!
Today is Abilities Day!
Today is National Cookie Exchange Day!