WHOT
What The Fuck Is Happening?!
Today is International Jewish Book Day!
Today is National Spaghetti Day!
Today is Dimpled Chad Day!
Today is Free Flower Basket Day!
Today is Fruitcake Toss Day!
Today is J.R.R. Tolkien Day!
Today is Memento Mori!
Today is Festival of Sleep Day!
Today is Humiliation Day!
Today is National Buffet Day!