WHOT
What The Fuck Is Happening?!
Today is Champion Crab Races Day!
Today is National Almond Day!
Today is Do a Grouch a Favor Day!
Today is International Syrah Day!
Today is Kyoto Protocol Day!
Today is National Gumdrop Day!
Today is National Hippo Day!
Today is National Clementine Day!
Today is Annoy Squidward Day!
Today is International Quirkyalone Day!