WHOT
What The Fuck Is Happening?!
Today is Commonwealth Day!
Today is Check Your Batteries Day!
Today is Bang-Clang Day!
Today is Barbie Day!
Today is Amerigo Vespucci Day!
Today is International Women’s Day!
Today is Girls Write Now Day!
Today is International Fanny Pack Day!
Today is Genealogy Day!
Today is Friday Fish Fry Day!