WHOT
What The Fuck Is Happening?!
Today is National Michelada Day!
Today is National Eat Your Jell-O Day!
Today is Etch A Sketch Day!
Today is Different Colored Eyes Day!
Today is Free Slurpee Day!
Today is Collector Car Appreciation Day!
Today is Bowdler’s Day!
Today is All American Pet Photo Day!
Today is National Kitten Day!
Today is Clerihew Day!