WHOT
What The Fuck Is Happening?!
Today is International Orangutan Day!
Today is International Bow Day!
Today is ’Black Cow’ Root Beer Float Day!
Today is National Bad Poetry Day!
Today is Helium Discovery Day!
Today is Mail Order Catalog Day!
Today is Cupcake Day (Australia)!
Today is National #2 Pencil Day!
Today is God’s Preeminence Day!
Today is Balloon Airmail Day!