WHOT
What The Fuck Is Happening?!
Today is National Date Nut Bread Day!
Today is Crossword Puzzle Day!
Today is Don’t Make Your Bed Day!
Today is Forefathers’ Day!
Today is Anne and Samantha Day!
Today is Go Caroling Day!
Today is Dot Your I’s Day!
Today is Games Day!
Today is Cathode-Ray Tube Day!
Today is Look for an Evergreen Day!